One sweet strike is all it takes to hook you on golf for life, and Adrian Chiles says he has spent years trying to escape that feeling.
Golf has a way of making grown adults swear they are done with it, then luring them straight back to the first tee. Broadcaster Adrian Chiles has been living that cycle for years, and his verdict is blunt: he hates the game, even though he cannot quite quit it.
The roots of that hatred, he admits, lie in love. For Chiles, everything comes down to one feeling: the pure, effortless sensation of catching the ball flush. Players who chase that sensation are golfers for life. Those who shrug at it never get pulled in. He was firmly in the first camp from the moment it happened.
His moment came during his first proper round at Gower Golf Club, off the third tee. The club met the ball with barely a sound, no sense of effort, and away it flew. He was hooked on the spot. His thinking was simple: if a total beginner could strike it like that, imagine what he could do with a little practice.
Golf, of course, had other plans. Striding confidently up to his ball on the fairway, he swung and missed it completely. He passed off the air shot as a practice swing, tried again, and this time clipped the ball while mostly gouging the turf. The ball crept forward about six inches. Welcome to golf, indeed.
That gap between one perfect strike and the next ugly miss is exactly why the game torments and captivates in equal measure. Every golfer, from weekend hacker to seasoned club member, knows the feeling: one glorious shot keeps you coming back for a hundred bad ones.